Dad Jokes
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Last published Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Ever wanted to have the ability to out lame-joke your dad, king of lame jokes? Have you ever wanted to be the new overlord of lame jokes? Have you ever wanted to take over the world?
Well, I can't help you with the last one, but the first two are possible!è
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