Eddsworld Oneshot Scenarios (NO SHIPS)

Help me, I think I'm going back into an Eddsworld phase DX

As title say, NO ships between any of the guys. Seriously, I'm not one of those fans. So if you're looking for ship stuff, this clearly isn't the one, so I suggest moving along. I may have some fics in my reading list that involve ships, but like I said, no ships will be in this book, cause I want to write more platonic stuff. Also, there IS swearing in here! Just to let you all know!

For those who DO want non-shippy stuff, you're in the right place! This will mainly be just stupid shit stories, me writing stuff that I'd imagine would happen, plus some nice platonic friend scenarios. I will try to write the characters on how they originally were in like the era where it was just the four main guys, but I also might do some legacy stuff too. Though of course, some of these the guys may be out of character. Also no evil Tord CAUSE I SAID SO D:<

Any stories that involve emojis in the title are the stupid satire shit

Characters of course, belong to Edd Gould