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Tree x Blackhole (Satire Oneshots)

Reads 325
Votes 6
Parts 3
Time 6m

Reads 325
Votes 6
Parts 3
Time 6m

astrobiology bfb bfdi blackhole satire tree treehole treexblackhole

This is satire but it might not seem like it??
Before The events of four sinking into the EARTH-
All of them either inbetween challenges or on days without them
hAve fUn

No Nsfw
No Kissing unless its very satire + Humanized Story
No swearing

P.S: Humanized and Object, Platonic stories thrown in for the fun of itAll Rights Reserved

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Fluke by kennedy_trent

"For a place called Paradise City, this island sucks. I don't think a single day has gone by that I haven't thought about stabbing the shit out of myself," he said. "Especially since I'm forced to live with you every second of every day." "Sh. I'm trying to science," I said, not looking up from my binoculars. "See anything interesting?" "Not really. My vision's a little clouded from the fog and rain clouds you constantly emit." He laughed. "You never fail to amuse me, Rea." "But you just said-" "I just said you make me want to stab myself. Interpret that however you'd like." With a love for whales and all life (besides maybe humans), Reagan Winebrenner had never even seen an ocean until her senior year in high school. But the moment she saw her first humpback, she knew she had found her passion and future career. A few years later and an invitation to Paradise City in hand, Reagan has her entire summer laid out for her, working on the project of a lifetime. But with five other students completing their projects as well, will they discover something worthwhile, or will they end up a psychology lesson for future generations? A New Adult Watty Winner 2019

Glitter Glitches by NovaNicalynn

❤️ #Chicklit #Humor #Romance #NewAdult The moment was profound. The moment was mine. The moment was all that I dreamt it could be. Little did I know the moment would expire, how was I to know that moment would turn into my satire? As my glitters turned to glitches and the memory of his kisses turned sour, I was left brokenhearted and loose around the edges.

[DISCONTINUED] Yandere Tree BFB AU by silly_starzzzz

[THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND WILL BE REWRITTEN SOON.] The title really explains it Also the cover is temporary, I'm planning on remaking it at some point

Exit Only ✔︎ by softsloth

"Earth has been different for awhile, but I don't think we've ever had a beautiful, muscular alien dude falling from the sky. It's not really something you see everyday" ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱ The year is 2033. Men are almost extinct after the war, leaving few woman to scavenge what's left of planet earth. Posy has been alone for a few years. She tries to survive in a world where it's every girl for herself, until one fateful day when she finds an extra tall, buff alien man in the woods. An alien man who has never met a female in his life. * Just for fun - Lots of fluff * Highest rankings- #2 in Romance - 9/28/19 #1 in Alien - 8/12/19 #1 in Post-apocalyptic- 7/29/19 #5 in Invasion - 8/4/19 #47 in Human - 8/2/19

TPOT: Evergreen City by LoverPigeon

"What if Tree won TPOT?" This follows a story after TPOT where every contestant and others live in a peaceful environment created by Tree. (This is my first ever Wattpad story fully written, lack of updates = busy)

The Captain's Entertainer ✓ (Zolan Book 4) by Ancientt

This is best read after Zolan Book 3 (The King) *** I'm the descendant of Queen Dee and King Vadnar. My family and I have lived our whole lives on an isolated island. After years of staring at the horizon, I decide to leave. My curiosity leads me to a military camp, where I'm forced to enlist as an Entertainer. I try to lay low. But with The Captain's dark, hungry gaze following me, trouble is bound to find me.

Together at The Edge of a Universe by Micilxdmic

- Black Hole is a God from the stars, Tree is a simple man working at a flower shop. Shenanigans ensue. - !!THIS IS MY ART!! !!YALL THIS STORY IS HUMANIZED! H U M A N I Z E D! NO OBJECT HEADS, NO OBJECT ANATOMY, STRAIGHT FLESHY HUMAN!! I just really wanted to make an actual Astrobiology story, THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE OF THESE!!!! This will also include other OSC characters from II, HFJOne, AIB, TNM, BURNER, and others!! !!MENTIONS OF ALL KINDS OF ABUSE, SELF HARM, CHARACTER DEATH, R@P3, MATURE THEMES, SEXUAL INUENDOS, BEING DRUGGED, AND DEPRESSION!!

-*Dandy's World Oneshots*- by That0N3Weird0

Mentally ill is we, says I the willow tree! Idk, this is shits and giggles Requests:✅ Crack requests:✅ Platonic requests:✅✅✅ Angsty angst: ✅ Incest/Zoo/Pedo shit:❌❌❌❌ Basically no goob x scraps, pebble x anyone, TOODLES X ANYONE (WHO TF???) Simple rules and yuh Also no smu-... Fuck it. We ball.

Whispers of the Celestial Abyss by brokenwizard13

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Fluke

"For a place called Paradise City, this island sucks. I don't think a single day has gone by that I haven't thought about stabbing the shit out of myself," he said. "Especially since I'm forced to live with you every second of every day." "Sh. I'm trying to science," I said, not looking up from my binoculars. "See anything interesting?" "Not really. My vision's a little clouded from the fog and rain clouds you constantly emit." He laughed. "You never fail to amuse me, Rea." "But you just said-" "I just said you make me want to stab myself. Interpret that however you'd like." With a love for whales and all life (besides maybe humans), Reagan Winebrenner had never even seen an ocean until her senior year in high school. But the moment she saw her first humpback, she knew she had found her passion and future career. A few years later and an invitation to Paradise City in hand, Reagan has her entire summer laid out for her, working on the project of a lifetime. But with five other students completing their projects as well, will they discover something worthwhile, or will they end up a psychology lesson for future generations? A New Adult Watty Winner 2019