Tree x Blackhole (Satire Oneshots)

This is satire but it might not seem like it??
Before The events of four sinking into the EARTH-
All of them either inbetween challenges or on days without them
hAve fUn

No Nsfw
No Kissing unless its very satire + Humanized Story
No swearing

P.S: Humanized and Object, Platonic stories thrown in for the fun of it