Maybe contemplate hell before absolving yourself from it

"Dream are you seriously reading warrior cats right now?"

Dream looks up. "Sorry, should I be doing something else right now?"

"Well, uh-" Ink stammers, looking down at his tasteful rendition of the Mona Lisa throwing gang signs and wearing gold chains, "I was kind of talking about my interpretation of modern art."

Dream blinks. "Sorry, it was boring."

OR

A typical self-indulgent high school au that makes absolutely no sense in any capacity.

Until the Zombies show up.