Those Aren't Dewdrops, My Love (Jikook fantasy au)

Rich and Proper Fairy Prince Jimin of Silver does not want to get married. So to ease the pressure, he grabs a hold of Poor Potty-Mouthed Flower Fairy Jungkook and bribes him to be his fake boyfriend! Prepare for lots of 'how did we end up here?' and 'wow that was cheesy' and (hopefully) 'woah, did NOT see that coming!' WITH a sprinkle of PLOT aka there's BAD GUYS! (I originally posted this on Ao3 but I wanted to post it here too for exposure~)