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Complete, First published Jun 23, 2024
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Do you want to discover your inner Lord Bryon, but feel like it doesn't fit the 21st Century I prefer to text heart emojis instead of writing flowing poetry vibe you're going for?
No worries, here are a series of tantalising love poems that will GUARANTEE you a date!


Originally written as a joke a few years ago, but hey ho these may actually work.  Who knows?  100% of people who received them haven't blocked me, so there!
(Warning: overuse of the term BB)
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