Riddles and Jokes
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Ongoing5m
Last published Thu, Feb 4, 2016
If you like a good laugh or a simple riddle, you've come to the right place.
These jokes aren't mine, so I can't take credit for them, but I can and am gonna take credit for delivering them to you guys.
Thanks for coming and I hope you enjoy!
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