Treaties or Treatise

Many times, when I cannot sleep, puzzling over my own predicament, I imagine that I am talking to all sorts of people. Tonight, I imagine talking to Prince William, Prince Harry and King Charles because I indulge in tabloid news about their engagement, wedding and new additions to the family. I sometimes come up with funny answers and witty quips that they might reply to me with. This is a very fun exercise because I get to control what happens to me instead of letting everything happen to me as life so often happens, to me. Recently, I ask them and the public to hear my version of events and tell me if it is true or merely a figment of my imagination.