SaladLover goes gambling

Salad lover goes on a quest to defend himself from the evil 11 year olds who will torment him on Halloween night, which is only 3 days away! But he doesn't have enough money too afford candy, so he drives to vegas to make enough money.

This is a quality 1 shot fanfic that exists purely to make up for lack of black jack and hookers in previous works.

(This is a satire piece that exists purely For comedy if Salad requests this will be taken down. This is not the SaladLover it's just his name for the sake of comedy.)