I Wish the people ripping into this film would call it out for being the atrocity it is instead of just calling it mid, but I guess they're too tired to care anymore. I don't blame them, but I've had around 3 cups of coffee, multiple pieces of candy, and a random rush of rage-fueled motivation to finally write this thing, so I'm going to put full effort into this rant, which is more than I can say the executives did for this ''movie''.