"Pick the fucking phone up!!" Various creepypasta x reader

Not just creepypastas it's also some slenderverse characters this is also primarily a chatfic!.
Reader is GN if you see any fem or masc pronouns give me a heads up.

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Maskedslut: Y/N.

LadiesLadies: that is never a good way to start a conversation.

Maskedslut: it is perfectly reasonable in your situation.
Maskedslut: one your not home where the fuck are you, you are the definition of a hermit.
Maskedslut: two what the fuck did you do to your microwave, there is microwave guts on THE CEILING.

LadiesLadies: one I'm picking up a package for my mum she messaged me asking me to
LadiesLadies: and two I forgot the fork

Maskedslut: I never feel truly safe with the idea of you living alone.

LadiesLadies: okay anyways gyatt to go sayonara

Maskedslut: kys