A kiss for good luck {shadowpeach}

And then the world froze, because Wukong was right there next to him, pressing a sloppy kiss to his cheek, and there was a scorching warmth rushing through his veins, and he had definitely left the lights on at home.

His poor, poor electricity bill.

OR

One day the universe woke up and chose violence, and Macaque as its unfortunate victim. Now, everything is going wrong for the poor monkey, but after rain comes the Sun, does it not?