𝙒𝙀 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘿𝙍𝙀𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙀𝘼. a collection of one piece oneshots and headcanons from my tumblr! these are all x readers. more information in the first chapter. all of them are around 1k words, sometimes more.

Unedited pure hilarity from my past and present. Except now it gets a little horny because im a whole ass adult and still down bad

   

𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐚𝐲 𝐱 𝐞𝐠𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧! 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 "𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒘𝒆 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒆𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔. 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆, 𝒊 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒔 𝒊 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖, (𝒚/𝒏)" 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬, 𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭, 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝒅𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒂 𝒐'𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒍𝒍

More oneshots uwu. I really like all my law ones, so I hope you do too!

Sure. If it goes wrong for I guess you aren't gonna run back to me like whiny little baby. I mean, you act like one.... Too!

𝑉𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑒𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠! 𝐴𝑙𝑠𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑅𝑜𝑏𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑁𝑎𝑚𝑖 𝑥 𝐹𝑒𝑚 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟. 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝐼 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑛𝑜 𝑓𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝐼 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑎 𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑓𝑒𝑚 𝑥 𝑓𝑒𝑚.