Sandwich Corp.
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  • Reads 65
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 6m
Complete, First published Jun 30, 2024
An absurdist piece about a dystopian corporation hellbent on one thing: Sandwiches. If you liked the Cave Johnson dialogue from Portal 2, this one should (hopefully) win you over. If you hate your job or your life, this is the perfect read!

This is a piece I had previously published on the site https://thehibiscusreview.blog. If you were brave enough to click the link you'll notice it doesn't take you anywhere. That is because the domain expired and the owners were too lazy to renew it. I don't know about how people feel about publishing pieces twice, but because the site was very little and had a one year lifespan I see it fit that I rerelease it with a few tweaks in hopes of gaining an audience from it. Oh how I know that won't work, but it's fun to lie to yourself.
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