F(inding) P(assionate) E(scapee) // Nico x Clancy (SATIRE FIC)
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⚠️⚠️THIS STORY IS A JOKE SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANY OF THESE SERIOUSLY I'M MAKING THIS BECAUSE I HAVE TO STAY AT THE DENTIST ALL DAY LONG AND ALSO THIS IS BASED ON COMMENTS SEEN ON REDDIT I DON'T SHIP NICO AND CLANCY THIS IS ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES⚠️⚠️
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Clancy just escaped the dark and emprisoning city of Dema. He's so tired of Nico and his homies, the bishops (even if in Morph he say he got no frens). Of all the escapee thing. Yeah, that makes him special and kinda famous, but he just wants to destroy their city. One day, Nicolas Bourbaki came to snatch Clancy in the city of The Towers of Silence again. But who knows how this snatching back will finish?
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