Babe, its called sarcasm.
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Last published Mon, Apr 13, 2015
It all started with sugar, spice, and a shit load of sarcasm.
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The name's Angel. Angel Summers. You can call me Ann, Ange or whatever pointless nickname your human brain can come up with.
Let me tell you bit bout myself , i live in New York, im 17 years old , straight A student , perfect daughter, and "Miss Popular" at Westward high. Oh and this is your cliché Wattpad book.
Ha. No. Thats not how it goes.
Ever heard of "theres always a little lie in the truth"? Well thats how i demonstrate it.
No way am i near miss popular or perfect daughter. Im actually more important than that. More valuable. Im a bullied troublemaker. Thats society for you ,always in denial bout the fact im more awesome than them. Sigh. A shame aint it?
Well i wasnt planning on changing anything but nature had other plans .... And it came in the form of four boys.
Jordan Jones ,David Rich, Brandon Collins ,Lucas Scott.
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