Ben has one goal: to pop his cherry before graduating from college. The obstacle? He's socially inept! ###### All Ben wants to do is fulfill his dream of losing his virginity before graduating from college and entering adulthood, but no matter how hard he tries, he seems to strike out. The truth is, he sucks at reading social cues, and always gets within an inch of fulfilling his dream, were it not for his inability to read the room. It only gets worse when the room he fails to read is his own dorm, as his roommate, the asexual but romantic Noah, tries to let him know he's down bad for him, to no avail, as he has the communication skills of a permanently-online NEET and can only show his love by teasing Ben. One wants to pop his cherry. One wants to hold him tight. Both are dumbasses. Will they ever find what they want? Or will they both chase each other in an endless game of cat and mouse?