All the civil and military officials in the court can hear my voice
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  • Reads 13,408
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  • Parts 24
  • Time 53h 46m
Complete, First published Jul 03
Yu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times with the gossip system. He didn't want to get promoted or make a fortune. He just wanted to lie down and eat melons.
But he didn't know that the officials could hear his voice. While lying down, he found out, why do these officials love and fear me? How did I become a favorite?
Why does the prince always get close to me? He didn't see that the officials next to him who could hear his voice all had expressions of wanting to eat melons and being afraid that the owner of the melon was himself...
This article is written smoothly, the language is humorous, and the plot is vivid and interesting.
The whole article slowly outlines a world of melons full of fantasy through the court experience of the protagonist Xu Yanmiao.
The hilarious plots of many civil and military figures in the court who eat melons and are eaten by melons constantly reversed, making readers laugh, and they can't help but look forward to who will be the next melon owner.
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After the beautiful educated youth was read, the heroine was divorced

2 parts Ongoing

After the beautiful educated youth was read, the heroine was divorced 美女知青被讀心後,女主被退婚了 The female protagonist transmigrated into the body of a vicious female supporting role in the book, and faced the fate of going to the countryside as soon as she arrived. Her biological father and stepmother had already registered her to go to the countryside, and she had seven days to leave. That night, she woke up to the melon-eating system. Tsk tsk tsk tsk, this biological father was so cruel, he just registered his own daughter to go to the countryside, the original owner was really a fool, and when she arrived at the educated youth point, the original book heroine played her like a fool, and also designed her to marry a second-rate guy in the village, and finally died miserably, but now she is here, and some accounts need to be settled slowly. "Does cheap dad know that stepmother cheated on him? Except for me, the two daughters he loves the most are not his biological children. It's so funny!" "Well, I remember that stepmother will have a secret meeting with that wild man tonight. You'd better watch the show." Cheap dad's eyes were bloodshot, the chopsticks in his hand fell, and his fists were hard. "Did Gongsun Shi Nian get kicked in the head by a donkey? This heroine is a black-hearted little white flower. She has no breasts and no buttocks. She is not like me, with a protruding front and a curved back." Hearing her thoughts, Gongsun Shi Nian said: "Well, this figure is good. I like it too." This book mainly tells the story of the heroine who went to the countryside and slapped people in the face with the melon-eating system. Her wonderful life is like a cheat all the way (the hero is also an educated youth)