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◃──|Bᴀʏᴠᴇʀsᴇ!Tᴍɴᴛ X Fᴇᴍ!Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ|──▹

(The re-written, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 less cringe version)

✧. ┊𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚
    𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒛𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐲｡˚ ✧

            ☆。*。☆。。* 。☆

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 wanting to feel heroism, live out the epic and be 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲 but, failing harder than 2012 April in Trig.

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"𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵! 𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰, 𝘵𝘰𝘰! 𝘕𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦."

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A subway under attack- that's bad. But fear not! Rescue came─ 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴?... Hahahaha (Odysseus's laugh)

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"𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩."

"𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴, 𝘚𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩."

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Soon, she gets yeeted off into the unknown by C̶h̶e̶d̶d̶a̶r Shredder.

Yay!

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the hunt - 2 - [rottmnt Donnie - COMPLETED] cover

↳༄ 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑; t.chalamet cover

I'm Not Dead? cover

𝓡𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑚𝑛𝑡 𝑥 𝓡𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 cover

ace ventura x reader (hot)

crackfic-esque. writing this bc im hyperfixated on these stupid movies and i have no other outlet for said hyperfixation. pls help me. this takes place in between the first and second movies. the reader's appearance isn't ever described so this is poc friendly, all-body types friendly, all that good stuff. gender neutral aside from one joke that could suggest reader is afab but it's never brought up again. warning for language and innuendos/dirty jokes ig. idk if u already watched the ace ventura movies you'll be fine. afab reader but gender neutral mostly. fanfiction is written in all-lowercase (sorry im working on rewriting with proper capitalization) but there shouldnt be any grammar/spelling mistakes otherwise. (the best written crackfic this town has ever seen) 30k words total