A garrulous garble of loquacious lies

These are raw memoirs for my autobiography. I have always said I would some day write my autobiography and the powers that be would mistakenly print it as a work of fiction because nobody would believe the insanity that has been my life could have happened to one person and they kept living long enough to write it all down. This vein of thought is where I derived the title of this collection from. There is no particular order to read each part in. They are randomly written and placed here for later organising. Read, and enjoy a taste of khayhous(chaos).