Laughing My Ass Off
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Having a bad day? Wanna laugh your ass off?
Then this book is just for you,These halarious stories will make you laughing my ass off!
Don't blame me if your ass hurts for Laughing too much.
So, Enjoy girls and boys. Go and laugh your ass off.
(These jokes I've found online and offline.
So The credits goes to those humorous authors)
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