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Cheesy pickup lines (as cliché as it sounds)

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Reads 1,229
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Parts 12
Time <5 mins

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200g of cheesyness

a small cup of sass

150 g of cheeky

a dash of swag

and lastly a sprinkle of awesomeness 

and voila...you have the bestestest pickup line ever! 

ENJOY!!!

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