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Ongoing, First published Apr 13, 2015
These are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Right...? Right...........? Augh. I give up. Just read about my messed up life.All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- Awkward Moments with Teachers....Mon, Apr 13, 2015
- NO.Mon, Apr 13, 2015
- SUDDEN REALIZATIONSS OMGMon, Apr 13, 2015
- SCARY FUN FACTMon, Apr 13, 2015
- SCARY STORY IN TWO SENTCENCESMon, Apr 13, 2015
- LITTLE KIDS OF THE FUTURE SCARE MEMon, Apr 13, 2015
- FOODZMon, Apr 13, 2015
- Spiders....Mon, Apr 13, 2015
- The Chum BucketMon, Apr 13, 2015
- 2012Mon, Apr 13, 2015
- Rice..Mon, Apr 13, 2015
- FOOD REALIZATIONSMon, Apr 13, 2015
- EHHHHMon, Apr 13, 2015
- TO MAKE LIFE PERFECTMon, Apr 13, 2015
- Eraser.Mon, Apr 13, 2015
- ReadsMon, Apr 13, 2015
- MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRESMon, Apr 13, 2015
- FORKSMon, Apr 13, 2015
- LOBSTERS AND THE TITANICMon, Apr 13, 2015
- NURSERY RHYMES WTHECKKKKKKMon, Apr 13, 2015
- Humpty DumptyMon, Apr 13, 2015
- SAME PEOPLE?Mon, Apr 13, 2015
- I just thought of something...Mon, Apr 13, 2015
- Oh, Google. U SO FUNNIMon, Apr 13, 2015
- Things I Would Want From My BoyfriendMon, Apr 13, 2015
- GUY LOGICMon, Apr 13, 2015
- I'M AN IDIOTTue, Apr 14, 2015
- I'd Be that Stupid PersonTue, Apr 14, 2015
- New Wattpad Button?Tue, Apr 14, 2015
- Those Feelings....Tue, Apr 14, 2015
- That MomentTue, Apr 14, 2015
- AUHGGGTue, Apr 14, 2015
- UNOTue, Apr 14, 2015
- BIBLE TWISTTue, Apr 14, 2015
- Valentine's DayWed, Apr 15, 2015
- Weird DogWed, Apr 15, 2015
- Justin Timberlake......Wed, Apr 15, 2015
- Random Little Kids.....Wed, Apr 15, 2015
- PeopleThu, Apr 16, 2015
- BLOGGER...HEHEFri, Apr 17, 2015
- My Weird Loves....Fri, Apr 17, 2015
- FUN SONG---yeah (HUNGER GAMES....)Fri, Apr 17, 2015
- LEMONSFri, Apr 17, 2015
- My "How-To" For the DayFri, Apr 17, 2015
- YupFri, Apr 17, 2015
- My Diet...Fri, Apr 17, 2015
- DaveFri, Apr 17, 2015
- ChildrenFri, Apr 17, 2015
- FactFri, Apr 17, 2015
- Yo Mama...Sat, Apr 18, 2015
- Shirt Pants SituationSat, Apr 18, 2015
- ThrowingSat, Apr 18, 2015
- QuestioningSat, Apr 18, 2015
- WTF GenerationSat, Apr 18, 2015
- ORANGES...Sat, Apr 18, 2015
- Penguins...Sat, Apr 18, 2015
- NEVER SAY NEVER---RYAN HIGASat, Apr 18, 2015
- GravitySat, Apr 18, 2015
- WebsitesSat, Apr 18, 2015
- NormalSat, Apr 18, 2015
- Think of a NumberSat, Apr 18, 2015
- Thug LifeSat, Apr 18, 2015
- 3 Steps of PainSat, Apr 18, 2015
- In Class and with an ExamSat, Apr 18, 2015
- Long Distance RelationshipsSat, Apr 18, 2015
- LEMME LOVE YOUSat, Apr 18, 2015
- That One Person in ClassSat, Apr 18, 2015
- Rule in AlgebraSat, Apr 18, 2015
- 20 Ways to Piss Off RestaurantsSat, Apr 18, 2015
- FriendsSun, Apr 19, 2015
- QuoteSun, Apr 19, 2015
- CastielSun, Apr 19, 2015
- Caught Up in my FandomsSun, Apr 19, 2015
- A SceneSun, Apr 19, 2015
- WalmartSun, Apr 19, 2015
- Pinterest...Sun, Apr 19, 2015
- That Moment When...Sun, Apr 19, 2015
- Bad Boys Realization....Sun, Apr 19, 2015
- A 1,000 YearsSun, Apr 19, 2015
- Song :)Sun, Apr 19, 2015
- Air GuitarSun, Apr 19, 2015
- I FREAKED OUTSun, Apr 19, 2015
- Weird Food for me to LoveMon, Apr 20, 2015
- That MeowmentMon, Apr 20, 2015
- Captain TightsMon, Apr 20, 2015
- I'm Finished with my Essay and I'm bored.Mon, Apr 20, 2015
- GravestonesMon, Apr 20, 2015
- Sorry, I Can'tMon, Apr 20, 2015
- Smoke DetectorsMon, Apr 20, 2015
- Biggest Lies on the InternetMon, Apr 20, 2015
- 1%Mon, Apr 20, 2015
- Awkward Moment in ClassThu, Apr 23, 2015
- The Six Stages of HungryFri, Apr 24, 2015
- SingleFri, Apr 24, 2015
- DisappointSun, Apr 26, 2015
- Scrollin'Sun, Apr 26, 2015
- Toy StorySun, Apr 26, 2015
- SleepySun, Apr 26, 2015
- 4 Year Old's Vision on AgingSun, Apr 26, 2015
- Little Kid ComebacksSun, Apr 26, 2015
- English...Mon, Apr 27, 2015
- WaitingTue, Apr 28, 2015
- Don't ya hate itWed, Apr 29, 2015
- 1KWed, Apr 29, 2015
- SilenceWed, Apr 29, 2015
- One Thing on my 'Bucket List'Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- Augh...Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- SingingWed, Apr 29, 2015
- Where is your Book?Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- ScissorsWed, Apr 29, 2015
- WiiWed, Apr 29, 2015
- The Shopping Truth...Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- TanningWed, Apr 29, 2015
- SlinkyWed, Apr 29, 2015
- Phone AttackWed, Apr 29, 2015
- Well..Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- Creepy Crap...Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- CONGRATULATIONS!Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- Me FlirtingWed, Apr 29, 2015
- Sad Story...Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- Friends...Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- ImmatureWed, Apr 29, 2015
- Years.Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- School and ChristmasWed, Apr 29, 2015
- THANKS, Santa.Wed, Apr 29, 2015
- IDKWed, Apr 29, 2015
- Puppy Love To a Literal StateThu, Apr 30, 2015
- Moment in ClassThu, Apr 30, 2015
- FOOODZZZThu, Apr 30, 2015
- Comebacks :3Fri, May 1, 2015
- ShoesFri, May 1, 2015
- Comebacks Part TwoFri, May 1, 2015
- Sudden Vowel Realizations...Fri, May 1, 2015
- Spiderman?Sun, May 3, 2015
- FloridaSat, May 9, 2015
- My Phobias...Sun, May 10, 2015
- Hm, Let's See...Sun, May 10, 2015
- Merch?!?!?!?!Mon, May 11, 2015
- AmericaWed, May 20, 2015
- SicknessFri, May 22, 2015
- Child...Teenage... ME.Fri, May 22, 2015
- Fire Drills and Other Types of Random DrillsSat, May 23, 2015
- Little Kid InjuriesSun, May 24, 2015
- Little Children Playing Scooby DooSun, May 24, 2015
- When You're SickThu, May 28, 2015
- Klondike Bar CommercialTue, Jun 2, 2015
- Numbers.Tue, Jun 2, 2015
- Thoughts for you to Ponder on...Tue, Jun 2, 2015
- Fangirl ParodyTue, Jun 2, 2015
- FavoritesTue, Jun 2, 2015
- FangirlsTue, Jun 2, 2015
- Best Friends for Life?Tue, Jun 2, 2015
- There's No Turning BackTue, Jun 2, 2015
- John GreenTue, Jun 2, 2015
- Fangirl PledgeTue, Jun 2, 2015
- Planes.......Wed, Jun 3, 2015
- Caleb, Tris, Hazel, and AugustusWed, Jun 3, 2015
- Yearbook Time!Thu, Jun 4, 2015
- NEW FANDOMMMMMWed, Jul 15, 2015
- SupernaturalThu, Sep 3, 2015
- Okay, SoFri, Sep 4, 2015
- MY NEW KITTEH...Thu, Sep 10, 2015
- Kitteh Purt 2Sun, Sep 13, 2015
- Message from FloorWed, Oct 7, 2015
- Sayings in SchoolWed, Oct 7, 2015
- So amazingWed, Oct 7, 2015
- Your Ninja Name?Wed, Oct 7, 2015
- JanitorsWed, Oct 7, 2015
- Shiz Students SayWed, Oct 7, 2015
- Six things you ALWAYS did.Wed, Oct 7, 2015
- Tall PeopleWed, Oct 7, 2015
- Ranting.Wed, Oct 7, 2015
- WonderingWed, Oct 7, 2015
- If you don't knowWed, Oct 7, 2015
- StoresWed, Oct 7, 2015
- Illuminati ConfirmedWed, Oct 7, 2015
- When You're laughingThu, Oct 8, 2015
- Slicing the AnklesThu, Oct 8, 2015
- WOn't be impressedThu, Oct 8, 2015
- ExerciseThu, Oct 8, 2015
- SleepThu, Oct 8, 2015
- BedThu, Oct 8, 2015
- A Letter to AcneThu, Oct 8, 2015
- Here's to the GirlsThu, Oct 8, 2015
- StalkingThu, Oct 8, 2015
- FriesThu, Oct 8, 2015
- Interesting FactThu, Oct 8, 2015
- The Truth?Thu, Oct 8, 2015
- WorldThu, Oct 8, 2015
- Little Kid Convos #3? Maybe #2 I dunnoFri, Oct 9, 2015
- HahahahaFri, Oct 9, 2015
- Usernames and PasscodesFri, Oct 9, 2015
- &Fri, Oct 9, 2015
- !!!!!!!!!!CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!! *done*Fri, Oct 9, 2015
- Sweat PantsFri, Oct 9, 2015
- UPDATES ON CONTESTFri, Oct 9, 2015
- DanisnotonfireSat, Oct 10, 2015
- Today's Holidays (Oct. 10)Sat, Oct 10, 2015
- Weird Thought about FriendshipMon, Oct 19, 2015
- Thought for the DayMon, Oct 19, 2015
- *Gasp*Mon, Oct 19, 2015
- One of my Pet PeevesMon, Oct 19, 2015
- TimeMon, Oct 19, 2015
- SealsMon, Oct 19, 2015
- Winner of Contest!!!!!Mon, Oct 19, 2015
- Very Bad Pickup Lines Just for YouTue, Oct 20, 2015
- CuteTue, Oct 20, 2015
- CONGRATS TO ME AND TIGERSPIRIT13Wed, Oct 21, 2015
- Fun Facts :DWed, Oct 21, 2015
- BACK TO THE FUTURE IIWed, Oct 21, 2015
- AmericansWed, Oct 21, 2015
- 13O$$Thu, Oct 22, 2015
- *sigh*Thu, Oct 22, 2015
- KillThu, Oct 22, 2015
- PrinceThu, Oct 22, 2015
- Evil PopularsThu, Oct 22, 2015
- ShowerThu, Oct 22, 2015
- Fool MeFri, Oct 23, 2015
- Thanks...Fri, Oct 23, 2015
- SteelFri, Oct 23, 2015
- O.OSat, Oct 24, 2015
- WutSat, Oct 24, 2015
- SoapSat, Oct 24, 2015
- Noses and FeetSat, Oct 24, 2015
- Why don't they...Sun, Oct 25, 2015
- Little Kid MusicSun, Oct 25, 2015
- SpoonsSun, Oct 25, 2015
- TeachersSun, Oct 25, 2015
- SandSun, Oct 25, 2015
- Bruh WutSun, Oct 25, 2015
- Old and YoungSun, Oct 25, 2015
- Who let the Dogs OutSun, Oct 25, 2015
- The SunSun, Oct 25, 2015
- SpaceSun, Oct 25, 2015
- HitsSun, Oct 25, 2015
- Cry Like a BabySun, Oct 25, 2015
- School TruthMon, Oct 26, 2015
- Cookie DoughMon, Oct 26, 2015
- BlanketsMon, Oct 26, 2015
- XDMon, Oct 26, 2015
- @!#*&%Mon, Oct 26, 2015
- Etc.Mon, Oct 26, 2015
- Blankets Part TWOTue, Oct 27, 2015
- Cute PotatoTue, Oct 27, 2015
- Dad ConTue, Oct 27, 2015
- LookTue, Oct 27, 2015
- FakeTue, Oct 27, 2015
- Microwave MinutesTue, Oct 27, 2015
- GmailTue, Oct 27, 2015
- Blues CluesTue, Oct 27, 2015
- Wonder PetsTue, Oct 27, 2015
- Dumb guysTue, Oct 27, 2015
- HeartattackWed, Oct 28, 2015
- PenniesWed, Oct 28, 2015
- Amazing PeopleWed, Oct 28, 2015
- Crappy Pick Up Lines Part 2Thu, Oct 29, 2015
- Musical Pick Up LinesThu, Oct 29, 2015
- SongFri, Oct 30, 2015
- RosesFri, Oct 30, 2015
- TiredSun, Nov 1, 2015
- ShampooSun, Nov 1, 2015
- Shampoo Part TwoSun, Nov 1, 2015
- Fancy PlatesSun, Nov 1, 2015
- John CenaSun, Nov 1, 2015
- BiteSun, Nov 1, 2015
- WafflesSun, Nov 1, 2015
- We're LeavingMon, Nov 2, 2015
- BoyyyfriiieeendThu, Nov 5, 2015
- SleepingThu, Nov 5, 2015
- DramaThu, Nov 5, 2015
- RunningThu, Nov 5, 2015
- Beauty and the BeastThu, Nov 5, 2015
- ThinkingFri, Nov 6, 2015
- Swimming PoolsSat, Nov 7, 2015
- CryingSun, Nov 8, 2015
- Money Doesn't Grow on TreesSun, Nov 8, 2015
- Hot and ColdSun, Nov 8, 2015
- Falling Down StairsSun, Nov 8, 2015
- Little Kid Conversations #? 5?Sun, Nov 22, 2015
- I'm Sorry!Wed, Dec 2, 2015
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