Random Humor in my Weird Life
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These are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Right...? Right...........? Augh. I give up. Just read about my messed up life.
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