A pure oneshots stories, different ships with dazai as the only muse and different plots. #1.Over a year of knowing the man and less than a year of genuinely knowing him did not help Kunikida understand anything. Kunikida, despite his keen observation, can not seem to understand how he ended up in this situation. Of course, reality loves to prove him wrong, and everything changes when his suicidal partner decides to go and destroy his entire life plan. "Kunikida, write down in your notebook... Dazai Osamu likes Kunikida Doppo the most." "Are you lying to me again, Dazai?" "I won't lie to you this time." #2. Chuuya doesn't understand. He can't comprehend Dazai's irrational urge to annoy and irritate him all the time, constantly disrupting his routine and placing his hands on him. Really, Is it normal to want to remain by your partner's side at all times, longing for their attention to be focused on you? "--You are kidding me! I'm stronger and definitely have more brain than you Dazai!" "Correction, in our business, you should say I am" "cheating bastard." #3. Fyodor had never seen a person so interesting-a boy who could go between using his "Ordinary" abilities and those of a demon with such ease. He has always led a monotonous life. Until that 'devil' arrived in his world like an absurd light that day, powerfully but stunning. He wanted to have him. In the gray world, no one is willing to give up the only one color they know. "I like your eyes! Can I collect them after you die?" "Everything other than you is meaningless, Dazai." "And everything for you will be meaningful, Fyoda~" #4 #5 #6 #7.... Reminder: I don't own any bsd related things and only own the plot of this fanfic. Will be crossposted at Ao3.