Lloyd, The Green Ninja Blog #1
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Alloydgators
Complete, First published Apr 13, 2015
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"Here's the plan," I told them, motioning them to come closer. We put our heads in. 

"MAKE A RUN FOR IT!" I screamed, dashing around the corner. I'm not a chicken, but I don't want to be the one to cut Kai's hair. 

Jay and Zane gave cries of unbeliefs and charged after me. I turned the corner and---

OOF!

Into Cole. And his cake. I literally bounced off his stomach. 

Somebody's put on weight. And it's not me. 

Coley-boy......

Anyway, the others caught me and dragged me over Kai, thrusting a scissors in my hand. 

I gulped at their deadly glares and Zanes finger, pointing to unconscious Kais head. "Guys, can't we discuss this man to man?"

"We tried to," Jay scoffed, "but someone tried to make a break for it." He eyed me suspiciously. "And it wasn't me. Now cut his hair."
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Done in Lloyd POV and enjoy the laughs! Will be funny!

Enjoy
(Better than the summary, I promise although bare through the beginning of the book. It gets waaaaay better.)

IF IDEAS ARE COPIED I WILL REPORT YOU. THESE ARE MY IDEAS. PLEASE DO NOT USE THEM. THANK YOU.
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