Not-So-Happily Ever After

So, here's my story. Yeah, I've held onto this for twelve freaking years, and now I'm letting you in on my little emotional rollercoaster. This is a tale of my journey through various romantic entanglements, all while clinging to my admiration for Svean. Go ahead, read if you want, and try not to be too judgmental.

From my initial crushes and the complexities of teenage love to the unfulfilled longing for Svean whose feelings I can't decipher, this narrative captures the tumultuous ups and downs of unrequited love. Oh, the drama, the heartbreaks, and the sheer nonsense of it all!

You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and maybe, just maybe, you'll learn a thing or two about the bittersweet nature of love and attraction. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Or don't. Whatever.