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The Lotus Dragon wants to read WHAT?!

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Reads 115
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Parts 3
Time 32m

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A funny idea I decided to take too seriously. 

Lotus Dragon wants to read something... Very particular. Too many people are affected by this and shenanigans ensue.

{Content Warning}: References to sex/sexual media (duh, erotica is frequently mentioned). Nothing sexual actually happens though. The most intense it ever gets is some terrible innuendos. I'd say PG-13

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