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Corbeania Frankenberger is a Clown

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There is only one thing standing in the way of me, Corbeania Frankenberger, and valedictorian, and that thing is named Brixton Hardwell. My arch-nemesis, Brixton Hardwell, thinks he's going to beat me in the race to the highest GPA, well he's got another thing coming. I'm secretly taking another class nobody knows about, AP Knife Throwing. Oh yeah, did I mention I'm in clown school? My mime parents disapprove, but I don't care. I'm going to be the best fucking clown on this side of Frazeysburg, Ohio, whether I have to swallow a sword, or shove a juggling pin up my ass.Todos los derechos reservados

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Chapter 1: I am a Clown
mié, jul 10, 2024

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