"HEY ALEXA, BLOW MY BRAINS OUT" ~ DONATELLO(2012) X FEM!READER - Vi - Wattpad

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"HEY ALEXA, BLOW MY BRAINS OUT" ~ DONATELLO(2012) X FEM!READER

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Reads 217
Votes 7
Parts 3
Time 36m

ViennaWritesStories

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"𝐘'𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖, 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐄, 𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐖𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑."

"𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄, 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆."

･ﾟﾟ･:.｡..｡.:ﾟ::✼✿　　✿✼:ﾟ:.｡..｡.:･ﾟﾟ･

The meaning of your life is a concept you find yourself contemplating often...

That's it. That's all you get. You're a sarcastic ball of anxiety with serious problems. Read to know more, goodnight.

IMPORTANT:
This is a remake of "Crazy in Love" which I hated. I'll probably be reusing some old parts from that story and repurposing them into this, but other than that it'll stay up for the sake of nostalgia. Anyway, read this instead, it's so much better.All Rights Reserved

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