The Most Cursed Thing You'll Ever Read (gone sexual) (not clickbait)

Me and my friends created absolutely cursed fanfictions thanks to a game one of my friend's created called fanfic roulette. One person picks two people, gives the phone to the person beside them, and then that person has to write the cursed ship. Everyone has seven minutes to write, and a lot of the fics are cut off weird because of it, but it is for the better anyway. They are cursed, diabolical, and absolutely horrific. Have fun, and I wish you will bleach your eyes after reading these