Crossposted to Ao3 and inspired by a post on there. A Ride the Cyclone and Total Drama Fusion AU (TDWT characters in the place of the Choir). This is a fic born from spite and my love of both of these IPs. If you expect a chill read, please leave, this is not chill. If you expect something lighthearted and fun, please leave, this is not either of those things. If you are expecting, as the warning states, graphic depictions of violence, not the best ever characterisations of the total drama characters at the time of world tour, especially around London town, and an Almost one-sided thing between Alejandro and Noah, then you've come to the right place.