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The Bullshit

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pots pots pat the bull go in the bathroom 
and said I'm the shit. Louis cannot go in to the bathroom
because the bull killed Louis. But the bull said I gonna kill all the
dicks where go in to the bathroom bitch.But Louis get the gun
and said.Hey mother fucking bull let's fight bitch.
And the bull said:let's go idiot
and the bull gets his dick to throw some piss and said:take that bitch hahaha.
But Louis get his gun to killed the bull.
Louis said:take that bull you son of a bitch.
and the bull are dead 




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