Stupendence Day
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It began as a simple day. And ended everything. Who knew one person's trip to the bathroom could end the world? Or should we say: One dinosaur?
When Barney takes a dump in the bathroom, it was so nasty, it ended the world. A small group of survivors however managed to hide out under the grounds of the ruins of the United States. But, when they discover surviving life roaming the streets of New York City, a small family of wolves and foxes, the survivors send a tough black ops soldier to the desolate wasteland to retrieve the wolf and fox family and bring them to safety. But, it won't be easy. The lone soldier has to face the monster's wrath as he attempts to save the family from the ruined world. And that monster is Barney the dinosaur himself.
Inspired by the YouTube video: Barney Takes a Dump.
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