Dipper Phantom (A Gravity Falls and Danny Phantom AU ONESHOT)

⚠️ I DON'T OWN AND I DIDN'T CREATE GRAVITY FALLS OR DANNY PHANTOM. CREDITS TO ALEX HIRSCH + DISNEY (Gravity Falls) AND BUTCH HARTMAN + NICKELODEON (Danny Phantom) ⚠️

⚠️ COVER ART CREDITS ON DEVIANTART: CwieChangi ⚠️

THIS IS NOT STAN X FORD. STANCEST CAN BURN IN THE DEEP PITS OF HELL

THIS IS A CRINGE STORY. I AM SO SORRY.

I'm so tired oh my god what is this

Too lazy to put in a summary, here's the lyrics to the Danny Phantom Intro (WHICH I DID NOT CREATE, CREDITS TO WHOEVER DID) but adjusted to fit Dipper Phantom.

(He's a phantom)
(Dipper Phantom, Dipper Phantom, Dipper phantom)

Young Dipper Pines, he was just 13,
When his Great-Uncle Stan built a very strange machine,
It was designed to view, a world unseen.

(He's gonna catch em all 'cause he's Dipper Phantom.)

When it didn't quite work, Stan, he just quit,
But then Dipper took a look inside of it,
There was a great big flash, everything just changed,
His molecules got all rearranged!

(Phantom, Phantom)

When he first woke up, he realized,
He had snow white hair, and glowin' green eyes.
He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly,
He was much more unique than the other guys.
And it was then that he knew what he had to do,
He had to stop all the ghosts that were comin' through,
He's here to fight, for me and you! He's-

Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Dipper Phantom,
Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Dipper Phantom,
Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's (Dipper Phantom.)

^"Oh, you just copy pasted the lyrics from the wiki-" 🤓

You're goddamn right I did. Of course I did. It's the middle of the night and I'm self-sabotaging my future. Instead of sleeping so I can have a productive day tomorrow, I'm here writing this fan fiction. I'm cooked. Fried. Grilled. Burnt.