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My Wattpad Story

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"Hello, my name is Barbara Robinson and I am a sixteen year old girl. And I really hate to admit this, but I am fat. Anyway, I live in this big town called Wattpadville. I study in a school called Wattpad High School. I'm just a normal heavy teenage girl, you know.  But my friends aren't normal. My life isn't normal. Nothing is normal in Wattpadville."

No truer words have been spoken than this. Join Barbara in her roller coaster journey as she meets the love of her life along with a  few murders and magic on the way. But be warned - you've read it all before! This is a satirical parody that pokes fun at all the cliché, annoying stories in Wattpad that makes you roll your eyes and pull your hair.
Note : Parental advisory. Explicit content.

Enjoy reading!All Rights Reserved

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Bad Influence by rosy_pengirl

SYNOPSIS: The difference between Derek and I is like trying to count a tall building with over a hundred floors. While he's the type that gets tattoos, parties, sleeps around and smokes chunks with his friends, I'm the kind of girl that secure good grades at school just to make mummy proud. I'm not his type, he calls me a minor and ruffles my hair like a kid but I don't want to be that to him. I want to be everything he wants me to be, I want to be everything he likes in a woman even if it means skipping classes, partying and making mummy sad. I knew coming back to Austin TX after four years and getting to see those magnetic gray orbs that kept pulling me closer, those devilish lips, the smirk that whispers; 'Do what would make your mom disappointed' would be a bad idea. I shouldn't do this, I shouldn't look up to Derek. He's a bad influence, I know but I can't help it. ^^^^ Guys, welcome to my first ever Wattpad novel. After going through some of the chapters, my friends kept telling me this book is a Wattpad material and I should bring it here so here it is. I hope you guys love this. PS: I love Derek, the character from Teen wolf and to express my love, I've decided to use his fictional name and last name as my MMC. It's just the name and nothing more )3 Cover credit: Pin interest. #2 contemporary, really thankful for the opportunity guys 😊 #1 Contemporary, 1.24.24. Thank you ❤️

DISCONTINUED by retroasian

Hannah Denver is funny, loud, a prankster, and a little odd. All her life, she was known as the weirdo that lives next to you, sits behind you in class, or the twin of Mr. Perfection. But, Hannah is also an achiever, and she won't stop at anything to finish what she started. There's just one problem, her next target is the Wattpad's hot list. In the beginning, Hannah's first story's are a complete mess, that don't even reach one read. The next, still none. And the rest of her other books, let's just say, Wattpad had to ask her to take it down... For special reasons. Almost giving up, she ends up bumping into the school's obnoxious, hunky, hot, sexy and all of the above, Bad Boy, Cole Bridge. Hannah immediately finds her inspiration, and decides to write her new book on their love- if you call stalking and trying to get some good juice out of him 'love'. But what if Cole knows about her little secret, and decides to take on a weird kind of revenge that could put her in danger? Well, you get a lot of late talks, gang fights, fandom and complete hate. Oh, what Hannah does to get on Wattpad's hot list.

It's Not Hers ✔️ by Nyx_ssa

||COMPLETE|| WARNING! THIS BOOK CONTAINS: Swearing: But it's not that bad... Right? Sexual content: Have no idea what you mean... This book will make you hate on people, like certain people and question : What is actually going on?! GUYS, this isn't edited. I know (I've even read it) it's not the best book ever so you don't need to tell me. Enjoy it obviously but I will edit it x ***** "Hadrian, get out." He continued sleeping leaving me trapped under his arm. I didn't want to be his human teddy bear so I started poking his face. "What do you want?" he said his voice husky with sleep. I almost forgot what I was going to say. "Can you get off me?" I said wriggling. "Can you stop? You're putting me in an uncomfortable position." # RHEA, a not so normal girl is shipped off to a new school that has everything a cliché Disney movie needs - the mean girl, bad boy and the expected drama. But what happens when you add some magic to the pot? IT'S NOT HERS by NŸX Book One ©™®

Bad Girl's Nerd by _angry_human_

"To what do I owe this honor?" his voice is trembling with laughter. Jee-buss... he finds this funny... "I saw a butterfly and followed it in here?" I more like ask. He starts laughing. I can only stare. I am loving this. I love this sound. I love this clear view of his forest-green eyes without any glasses. He puts his head on my shoulder as he continues to laugh. "Oh dear, is that what it would take me to get you in my room?" he wipes his eye releasing my hands. I want to answer, 'No... All you need to do is smile and I'll follow you anywhere'. But I keep my mouth shut. He is looking down at me. "Seriously, why are you here? Tell me before I start assuming...." he raises his eyebrow suggestively. ........................................ Read the hilarious and romantic adventure of Luke Wright and Natalia Anderson, as they deal with their own devils and friends all the while getting tangled in their feelings. [[!!Due to wattpad glitches my book might be shown as 'Public Domain' or 'CC'. This book strictly belongs to me and the rights are reserved duffus.. So do not copy my book or story!!]]

All I ever wanted by aikexoxi

"I know we broke up, but.., " he whispers in my ear, trailing his finger lightly along my arm. He places a soft kiss on my collarbone, making a shiver course through me. He tilts his head so he's staring straight into my eyes. His pupils dilate as he gazes at my face, stroking my cheeks slightly with his thumb. "I just can't seem to give you up." And with that, he crashes his lips onto mine. ~~~ After her boyfriend cheats on her with her best friend and disappears from town without an explanation, Dove Kelch loses all hope in love and fairytales. Two years later, she plans to go through the senior year unscathed, but everything changes when her ex returns to town in the grandest way ever. Insert the arrival of a new exchange student who falls for Dove and threatens to break down her walls, being everything her ex wasn't. But as they say- your first love is always the hardest. Now Dove is stuck between her cold-hearted first love and the new guy who treats her like a queen. As feelings unravel and secrets unveil, Dove gets to learn that the devil you know might be better than the angel you don't know. And how quickly can love change to obsession? Throw in the funniest classmates, late-night drives, crazy parties, and get ready for this roller coaster of drama. Warning: contains mature scenes.

That Nerd by xThePineappleGirlx

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I Fell In Love With A Billionaire.(GuyxGuy) by Hstowe

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My Favorite Wattpad books by xLilahBearx

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Perfect Fate ✔ (Will Be Moved To Inkitt on 12th Of FEB) by fanoshkaflippo

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Bad Influence

SYNOPSIS: The difference between Derek and I is like trying to count a tall building with over a hundred floors. While he's the type that gets tattoos, parties, sleeps around and smokes chunks with his friends, I'm the kind of girl that secure good grades at school just to make mummy proud. I'm not his type, he calls me a minor and ruffles my hair like a kid but I don't want to be that to him. I want to be everything he wants me to be, I want to be everything he likes in a woman even if it means skipping classes, partying and making mummy sad. I knew coming back to Austin TX after four years and getting to see those magnetic gray orbs that kept pulling me closer, those devilish lips, the smirk that whispers; 'Do what would make your mom disappointed' would be a bad idea. I shouldn't do this, I shouldn't look up to Derek. He's a bad influence, I know but I can't help it. ^^^^ Guys, welcome to my first ever Wattpad novel. After going through some of the chapters, my friends kept telling me this book is a Wattpad material and I should bring it here so here it is. I hope you guys love this. PS: I love Derek, the character from Teen wolf and to express my love, I've decided to use his fictional name and last name as my MMC. It's just the name and nothing more )3 Cover credit: Pin interest. #2 contemporary, really thankful for the opportunity guys 😊 #1 Contemporary, 1.24.24. Thank you ❤️