Those People Who...

Admit it; you've heard this before:
"Have you heard? ____'s going out with ____!"
Or this:
"It's fine, it's not like (random, guilt-tripping reason)..."
Or even this:
"Oh em gee that ___ is soooOOoOOOOoo annoying! I mean they were like 'no don't leave ily' but tbh I am so over them so I was like-"

Please, shut up.

Through my life of thirteen years and a bit, I've come to meet some very 'interesting' people...and I'm sure you have too.

Through my experiences I have decided to create a little book on the data I have successfully analysed and present it to those out there in need of social support.
(It's a cray-cray world, so dun worry if y'all feel intimidated...)

Have fun breaking down society!

(Note: please don't take this seriously)