A weight-gain, forbidden (sorta) romance story Before joining the priesthood, Father Cole was a glutton for sex. Giving up his vice for God, he has vowed to live a life of chastity, poverty, and obedience. But now, a year into his ministry at a small town parish, his old vice rears its frisky head when he meets Ruthie, a voluptuous new baker who loves to bake him treats. Now he's left with the choice: break his vow of abstinence or resist temptation by stuffing himself silly. CW: this involves a priest; if you don't like reading sacrilegious fiction, this might not be for you