Museum of Broken Webs

Sakura and Hitoshi: Missing-nin, presumed dead, currently very busy.

Their resume includes:
- Advanced forgery
- Illegal gambling
- Starting a drug empire
- Infiltrating the top hero school
- Faking their own deaths (It was Tuesday)

What happens when two ninjas crash the world's biggest superhero party? Nothing legal.

After a mission gone wrong, Sakura Haruno and her cousin Hitoshi wake up in a world that's all about flashy quirks and spandex. With no IDs, no money, and a serious case of cultural whiplash, they do what any highly trained, morally flexible shinobi would do: lie, cheat, and forge their way to the top.

All they want is enough cash to get a decent apartment and maybe, one day, find a way home.

Lesson one for hero society: Never underestimate the new kids. Especially the ones who know seventeen ways to kill you with a laundry ticket.

UA High thought they were getting a hero with a "villainous" quirk. They got a fully trained shinobi with a sleep deprivation kink and a complete lack of patience for your nonsense.