Behave. (A Karbirchum Story.)

SFW.

Born into a conservative Christian family, Richard Birchum was taught all the things he needed to know at a young age: God doesn't like people who aren't like him.

Elliott Karponzi is quite the opposite. Fun, accepting parents. Or so Birchum thinks.

After years of repressed feelings, Birchum is set to face one of his biggest problems: his feelings for his fellow male co-worker, Karponzi.

How will he deal with feelings he's repressed since he was young? how will Karponzi deal with his love and hate for conservative Birchum?

And will Birchum behave like God wants him to? Like his parents want him to?

AUTHOR NOTE:
-Birchum is not married in this AU. I stan Wendi too much for her heart to be broken again. (i also fucking hate Jeanie so much i refuse to write her in)
-Based off the Daily Wire's animated adult sitcom "Mr. Birchum".
-Most of this fanfic is taken from direct episodes. This means theres not a lot of actual Karbirchum in the first few parts, and I do apologise for that.
written by PoetryL0v3r.