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this AU is about the UK working at a strippers club that is owned by America, UK's big brother while he stays at his collage he was sent to by his father (B.E) witch the USSR just happens to be attending to as well~
somehow (totally not China and North Korea) the USSR finds himself sitting at a table watching the various strippers then he ends up staying long enough to watch Britain/UK preform...
read on to find out...
(recommendations for future books write in the comments all my books are going to be around the ship UK x USSR and ill have many different AU's)
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