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99 Problems, and the Internet is one.

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Reads 6,382
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Parts 91
Time 30m

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Just some random shit I guess,
Problems that are annoying,
People that are annoying,
Problematic people who are annoying,
Same thing, right?

!Warning!
This story may involve:
Daquan
Fiery Mixtapes
Potatoes
Rants
Savageness
Butt hurt
Random Shit
IDEFK

And never forget, "Sandy whiches over salty bitches."

And scene.All Rights Reserved

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