Cursed Souls Blood, Brains & Rock'n'roll

This book doesn't contain any politics, religion or social topics. But thanks to this book, you can learn one little known fact - some zombies are good at making tea. It is unlikely that this information will have any impact on your life, but no one is forcing you to memorize it. Also in this book there is a Vampire, a Werewolf, the Order of the Unholy Hunters, explosions, one wide-boned man, "nuns" armed with firearms, a couple plot twists, and one very cocky Cashier in a store. And some blood. Well, yeah, it's kind of like a book. I just don't know what to do with it. So I decided to try my luck on the global web, because in my country not many people read books. So please don't get mad at me for "All your base are belong to us". English grammar is not my best skill, but according to my friends, I can tell some weird and, in a certain way, interesting stories. More specifically, one of my friends said "Great book!", another said "Not bad", and a third promised me to read it in the not-too-distant future. And in the end we have a verdict of "Not too bad".
I'll be honest - I just want a gold-plated bar next to my pool in the form of a shark tank, that's all (well, maybe a pool would be nice to have first). But anyway, I'd love to hear your opinions. I'll translate as fast as I can (remember I have a job and can only translate in my free time). So if you already hate me for this amount of words, you're probably not alone. Thank you and I hope you enjoy this book. Or it will disappear into the digital graveyard (or the trash can).