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EVER THING IS CANON (1 - 700)

James-the-Bond-005

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Parts 1
Time 1h 12m

James-the-Bond-005

Mature

dark darkhumor god goofy jesus jesuschrist meme offensive religion shrek

1. I own none of these characters, storys or art
2.This was made for fun and this i just a wacky fun fanfic With my favorite franchise  
3. At the end I am going to do a huge credit which will give credit to everyone. 
4.  This is a huge one. This fanfic consists of some controversial stuff like cursing, child abuse, violence, adult themes, nudity, violence and also could be offensive to the Asian community, the black community, the Hispanic community and the LGBTIQ community. I have a lot of friends and family members who are part of these communities and they read this story. I am not against these communities or races and have respect for them so this is all for laughs so if you are easily offended by any of the things i mentioned then please click off. Also there are alot of sacrilegious jokes so yeah sorry god.
5. THIS STORY IS CONFUSING AS HECK! so follow along
SO WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY ON TO THE CARTOON!
fact: the official theme song for this chapter is The Prodigy-Diesel PowerAll Rights Reserved

dark darkhumor god goofy jesus jesuschrist meme offensive religion shrek

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chapter 1: the beginning
Tue, Jul 23, 2024

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chapter 1: the beginning
Tue, Jul 23, 2024

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