Oh Shit, He Ate The Bunny
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Concluída ter, jul 23, 2024<5 mins
There came a time that I was doing my best to write a children's book about how sweet this pear named Davina was, and her adventures with my gentle, elderly, dog named Zeus. Then Zeus ended up killing a bunny. I felt a bit dirty then. Writing about sweet, golden Davina the pear, and Zeus the Bunny Slayer.
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