Detective Tsukauchi doesn't exist. But Tsukauchi.ai does! And it's becoming sentient. This idea struck me while listening to TWRP & McKenna Rae's song "A Human's Touch"! Tsukauchi has always been a character I quite like and admire, and he immediately fit himself into this story idea when I started writing. Please enjoy! | crossposted on Ao3 under my pseud: huunty. | no update schedule! | not edited!