Pick (me) Up Lines

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Reads 3,274
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Parts 24
Time <5 mins

cheesy cliche cute funny pickmeup sweetascandy

funniest. cheesiest. to the downright stupidest pick up lines.

A comprehensive guide that's sweeter than a caramel frappe. I hope you can pick (me) up ;) 

btw I do not take credit for any of these (sometimes overused) linesAll Rights Reserved

cheesy cliche cute funny pickmeup sweetascandy

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