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Pick (me) Up Lines
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Complete, First published Apr 15, 2015
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funniest. cheesiest. to the downright stupidest pick up lines.

A comprehensive guide that's sweeter than a caramel frappe. I hope you can pick (me) up ;) 

btw I do not take credit for any of these (sometimes overused) lines
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