Pick (me) Up Lines
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Complete Thu, Jan 14, 2016<5 mins
funniest. cheesiest. to the downright stupidest pick up lines.
A comprehensive guide that's sweeter than a caramel frappe. I hope you can pick (me) up ;)
btw I do not take credit for any of these (sometimes overused) lines
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