Disqualification of Chirps

Alternative Title: 啾间失格
Author: Yu Meng

Summary:

Boss Hong is the boss of Yanmo Pavilion. He is an all-round service, excellent swordsmanship, special attack against evil, and takes his sparrows to serve the guests of the three thousand worlds conscientiously.

Boss Hong has recently picked up strange chirps within the scope of Yanmo Pavilion, some white fluffy ones with inverted crowns under their eyes, some with silly hair on their heads that hate the sun and eat a lot, and some with colorful glass Mary Sue eyes...

After the initial commotion, these chirps were ruthlessly suppressed by Boss Hong without exception, and actively (forced) participated in various housework activities in Yanmo Pavilion.

Although they can wipe the floor with their faces to intimidate guests and even cannot stand steadily on the poles, they are all good chirps!

The last chirp is a bit incredible.

This chirp has black feathers and a beige belly, dragging half a bandage, and is both depressed and salty. He often squats by the river to seek death.

"I won't work... I won't work... I won't work even if you kill me..."

"Suicidal love... Suicidal love... Boss, accompany me to suicidal love..."

Red Boss: "..."

Yan Que, wearing three-colored wings, slowly drew out his knife.

Chujian is disqualified, let's kill him!