Rise of the Ogre (the truth behind the Gorillaz)

The Gorillaz. Known throughout the lands as the greatest musical group ever to be formed, many know their music and their name- but not many know their story. Luckily for you, the Gorillaz have been so gracious as to provide us with an interview, which we have kindly rewritten into a book. Discover the secrets behind Murdoc's satanism, the story of 2-D's many injuries, Russell's tale woe, and the legend of the mysterious Noodle. That's right, it's all here. Just read it. (Note: This is purely fictional, and I have nothing to do with the actual Gorillaz)