How I Understood Game of Thrones
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Ultima pubblicazione mar, ago 26, 2025
I watched the show. I read some lore. I misunderstood everything.
This is _not_ a faithful retelling-it's a roast, a breakdown, and a confused love letter to Westeros. Expect sarcasm, emotional damage, and characters making choices like they lost a bet with destiny.
If you're here for canon accuracy, turn back. If you're here to laugh, cry, and scream "that's not how it happened!"-welcome to the madness.
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