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How I Understood Game of Thrones

ChristianNhlaloDube

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Reads 76
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Parts 4
Time 9m

ChristianNhlaloDube

I watched the show. I read some lore. I misunderstood everything.
This is _not_ a faithful retelling-it's a roast, a breakdown, and a confused love letter to Westeros. Expect sarcasm, emotional damage, and characters making choices like they lost a bet with destiny.

If you're here for canon accuracy, turn back. If you're here to laugh, cry, and scream "that's not how it happened!"-welcome to the madness.All Rights Reserved

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Trustfall / Jon Snow / Theon Greyjoy (1) by rissarosewrites

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The TRUE Game of Thrones Ending (Episode 3 to 6 of Season 8) by darklordi

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THE RUNAWAY | ROBB STARK by lxnalvr

"𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾" -Silver springs "𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙖 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩; 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙; 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝, 𝙨𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙒𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙨" [ENDGAME LOVE INTEREST: ROBB STARK] [SEASONS 1-?]

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