Vampire Detective - Dagger Reach
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From deboner to dancer, deputy to diplomat, diver to driver, distiller to designer, dermatologist to doctor. Mister D did it all, and more. A prisoner of time itself, he lost the track of his name, and now is a Detective, a Vampire Detective.
This story is what I categorize as jokes, shorts that I write in-between to stretch my imagination and take a step back. This one is a mash-up of the seriousness of Sherlock Holmes with depravity associated to modern vampire stories. But I had so much laughs writing this joke, that I decided to share it.
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