From deboner to dancer, deputy to diplomat, diver to driver, distiller to designer, dermatologist to doctor. Mister D did it all, and more. A prisoner of time itself, he lost the track of his name, and now is a Detective, a Vampire Detective. This story is what I categorize as jokes, shorts that I write in-between to stretch my imagination and take a step back. This one is a mash-up of the seriousness of Sherlock Holmes with depravity associated to modern vampire stories. But I had so much laughs writing this joke, that I decided to share it. If you want more, vote. All images are AI generated, plus few fixes with the good ol'paint.